Stupid White Men!

2002-03-22 / 7:18 p.m.

I got the new Michael Moore book, Stupid White Men, and it totally kicks ass! It's fucking informative as all hell! He digs up so much fucking dirt on Dubya and it's hilarious! Here's a quick sampling of the goods:

"Contrary to popular belief men are the weaker sex.....Consider the evidence:

1. We don't live as long as women.

2. Our brain are less well formed and shrink at a faster rate than women's as we age.

2. Proportionally, we are more likely than women to suffer from catastrophic illnesses such as heart disease, strokes, ulcers, and liver failure.

3. Men are more likely to carry std's (which they pass on to their unsuspecting girlfriends)

4. Men's major body systems.... are all likely to break down long before womens.

5. Men are unable to give birth, to keep the species going.

6. Men lose their hair.

7. Men lose their minds (we're four times more likely to attempt suicide then women)

8. Men are three times more likely to die in an accident.

9. Men are just not as smart as women. girls generally score higher on elementary school tests-and face it, we don't get any smarter with age."

I'm telling you this stuff is great. READ IT!!!!

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