It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's just snow in April.
2002-04-01 / 3:33 p.m.
It is snowing today. In fact, it is practically fucking blizzarding. (Is that even a word-I doubt it!) It's fucking April 1st and we have snow. It wouldn't be such a scary thing if it wasn't for the fact that we didn't get any snow until late December. Take in account I live in Minnesota! We usually get snow in October for christ sakes! Nobody even seems freaked out by this! They were just super excited when we weren't getting any snow, and now they are all "bummed man." This just proves to me how incredibly stupid human beings are. We should be freaked the fuck out. We should really wonder why are weather is fucked up! What the fuck does that mean? I swear to god the end of the fucking world is coming and it has nothing to do with fucking armageddon. It's fucking scary. What's next? Blue grass?