pardon you

September 07, 2002 / 6:27 pm

I could have died today.

Okay, I'm lying. But...like....if I would have been just a little slower walking home, I could have possibly been hit by this car.

Anyways, I was walking down the sidewalk after work with my groceries a-swinging when this asshole driving a sporty little car sped down the street. I turned around and threw a few cuss words at him. Then I kept on walking. I hear this huge crash and see that the jerk couldn't keep his car under control so he hit a big black lampost and caused it to break into big chunks and smash on the ground. He just zipped away.

Everyone walking down the street stood around all shocked like. This boy of about eleven said, "God damn!" and then "Pardon my french" to me.

I despise cars.

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