i hate spiders more than life itself

September 22, 2002 / 3:11 pm

This weekend totally rocked. I called in sick both days! It sucks though because we ran out of condoms. Ho hum for me.

I've decided that today is the day I'm going to get all my homework done for the entire week! It will make my week go by a lot less stessful, and I won't feel bad for losing two days pay! (Watch, I probably wont even finish tommorow's work!)

When me and my old man first hooked up I used to save his belly button lint. That's right, I know it's kinda gross (I'm not sure why) but that's what I used to do. I found this site today and when he looked at it he said, "I could totally kick his lint's ass." I found that humorous.