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December 27, 2002 / 1:28 am

Well Mike has passed his illness on to me but that's okay because it gives me a reason to call in sick tommorow!

Everyone in my family is getting sick and I am sure we have the Norwalk virus. So I don't know where all the fucking fecal matter came from that we digested but I am not very happy with it.

Mike and I had a little puke party last night and let me tell you, it was a blast. I had the toilet and he had the tub boyeeeee. Nothing says loving like a good puke in synch.

Oh and I just adore a good shit fit.

Oh and I think I may have a yeast infection also. (If you say you didn't need to know that then you need TO FUCK RIGHT OFF because maybe i'll need to know this information in years to come.)