my day thus far

May 04, 2003 / 7:04 am

This is my day so far:

Woke up at six thirty.

Muttered obscenities at the coming day.

Jumped in the shower, soaped up, washed the hair, and then jumped out again. Dried myself.

Moisturized.

Applied concealer generously.

Smeared liquid blusher upon my fat cheeks.

Eyeshadow and mascara action.

Dressed. Finished by wearing yesterday's dirty apron.

Put my hair in my token pony.

Drank half a Snapple lemonade.

Sat on the couch.

Wrote note to hubby reminding him to call up Dale.

Read Manukenkun's diary.

Clicked the "add an entry" button.

Wrote this crap.

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