oh godddd
July 15, 2003 / 2:17 pm
Tonight was very quiet in Perkinsland. I did find a tampon in a coffee cup though. It was covered in ketchup and i'm sure those lil teens thought they were very clever. They tipped well though so they can leave all the tampons they want.
Why don't I have any candy?! I want one of those new almond Snickers bars! I swear to god I would do something really sinful for one or two right this very second. It hurts! Oh god!
Okay, I can't do this. I need to go find something to eat.
Mike just walked by and said "Oooh an entry that I can read." I told him to shut the fuck up and covered the screen. He said "Woahhh, hold up there. If I was going to read your entry, I would not announce it before approaching." Huh.