wtf wtf wtf???

September 22, 2003 / 1:15 pm

I hate when I sleep past noon. Today I woke up at exactly one o'clock, and I totally was all "God dammit!", and I flew out of the bed and into the arms of my darling Dell. I have to work in four hours. Yay! Let's do a countdown. No, not really.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! I just noticed that I cracked open a bottle of sparkling water last night and failed to drink any of it. Now it's sitting on the god damn coffee table completely ruined! WTF? (I've decided that WTF is my very favorite internet slang, and I may just use it in regular conversation. People will be all, "Wha?")

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