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May 20, 2004 / 5:48 pm

Oh my god, I found the best diary layout EVER. Holy shit! It's totally the old school cover to Are You There God, It's Me Margaret, which was totally one of my favorite books. I love/d me some motherfucking Judy Blume.

So somebody asked me today how far along I was. I told her seven months (!!!) and she was all, "You look more like three or four months!" What the fuck is up with that??? Some people tell me I am huge, others say I'm tiny. I feel like a fucking house.

We have this friend that comes over and then lifts weights for the entire visit. Sometimes he stands up and other times he sits down. Sometimes he holds one weight out in front of him for a long time. It's really odd.