My own Alanis song. Yay!

2002-04-30 / 2:56 p.m.

Well I believe I did pretty good on my test! Yay! I have to go to work tonight so I will have to be sure to bring some chocolate for Lil. Lil is the cool older lady I work with. She listens to country music and bitches about my boss all the time. She is a hoot. She is really bitchy and everybody dislikes her except for me. She is my favorite! Perhaps I will bring my camera in and take a pic of her for y'all. Oh! I can take a pic of Charles so we can all jack off to it.

Today I used the Alanis Morrisette Lyric Generator to make this song:

"I Think"

I Think penises are really a huge problem

I Think farts are too much on my mind

I Think egos have got a lot to do with why the world sucks

But what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me

Like a Kathleen Hanna line, which won't let go of my brain

Like Frank Hessler's ass, it is in my head

Blame it on Men

Blame it on Men

Blame it on Men

I Think powers are gonna drive us all crazy

And jerks make me feel like a child

I Think murders will eventually be the downfall of civilization

But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me

Like a Kathleen Hanna line, which won't let go of my brain

Like Frank Hessler's ass, it is in my head

Blame it on Men

Blame it on Men

Blame it on Men

Like a blue rain, beating down on me

Like Frank Hessler's smile, cruel and cold

Like Kathleen Hanna's ass, it is in my head

Blame it on Men

Blame it on Men

Blame it on Men

Isn't that just hilarious?? Well I'm off to work. Yay.

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