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June 20, 2002 / 2:38 am

Wow. Tonight was really nice. I made about a hundred smackers, nobody stiffed me, and I had absolutely NO annoying hordes of teenagers in my section. (Sorry if your a teenager, but you'd probably be the first to admit how annoying you can be, right?)

I'm enjoying an Edy's strawberry fruit bar. Are you jealous?

I'll tell you something I'm jealous of. I'm jealous of all the chickies falling freshly in love. I mean, I like being smack dab in love, but isn't the beginning the absolute best part of all? You fucking know who you bitches are. Luckies.